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@guardian 2 years ago Tim Dowling: spring hasn’t sprung yet, but the tortoise has theguardian.com
@guardian 5 years ago Tim Dowling: have I killed the tortoise, or is it just angry? theguardian.com
@guardian 2 years ago Tim Dowling: my year in numbers – or how I spent 26 evenings looking for the tortoise theguardian.com
@guardian 6 years ago Tim Dowling: I’ve outwitted the cat, the tortoise and the coffee maker theguardian.com
@guardian 3 years ago Tim Dowling: our new kitten is such a menace, even the tortoise isn’t safe theguardian.com
@guardian 7 years ago Tim Dowling: our tortoise is running amok, and I’m on his side trib.al
@guardian 4 years ago There’s a cold snap forecast. The tortoise is in peril | Tim Dowling theguardian.com
@guardian 7 years ago Tim Dowling: the cat’s looking at me funny, and now the tortoise hates me, too trib.al