In latest* Brexit win, UK to get Aussie beef miraculously** cheaper than EU beef despite flying halfway round world! UK farmers "delighted"*** *jokes! **only if you can't be arsed thinking about how this can be possible, unless cows treated like this ***read "feel betrayed" t.co
The Conservatives exist only in order to win elections – they will soon twig that one path to doing that involves dumping Brexit, writes @JontyBloombiztheneweuropean.co.uk