We are reliably informed Boris Johnson is being paid just south of £1m a year by the Daily Mail for his weekly column (highlight so far; "I raid the fridge at night for cheese") ... making Declan Rice's £105m move to Arsenal look like the bargain of the century.
Congratulations to former 10 Downing St Press spokesman Jack Doyle for his OBE medal from Boris Johnson. "For services to bluff and bluster..." twitter.com
@TheNewEuropean2 years ago
Boris Johnson is currently in Las Vegas, collecting six-figure sums for a speech. Meanwhile, back home, further criminal lockdown behaviour has just been uncovered. Has Britain ever had a more contemptible leader? t.co
Jacob Rees-Mogg on Radio 4 right now busy undermining democracy, calling the Boris Johnson parliamentary committee "worse than a kangaroo court". Straight out of the Trump playbook, while masquerading as a respectable defender of the rule of law.
Come hear what @campbellclaret really thinks about the damage Boris Johnson and Brexit wreaked on Britain. Limited tickets remain. Book now. June 29, Union Chapel, Islington. unionchapel.org.uk t.co
@TheNewEuropean2 years ago
If you want a republican UK, are you ready for president Boris Johnson? theneweuropean.co.uk
@TheNewEuropean2 years ago
Congrats to Boris Johnson, winner of the inaugural LIE OF THE MONTH contest. He and runner-up @SuellaBraverman go through to the finals in December for the Oscar of obfuscation, the Bafta of bollocks, the Golden Globe of gibberish ... the TNE LIE OF THE YEAR 2023 award! twitter.com
Boris Johnson was a winner but he won on falsehoods, and the truth caught up with him at last. Nothing is left but cold, hard anger By @campbellclarettheneweuropean.co.uk
@TheNewEuropean2 years ago
Then Rishi said: "Who cuts your hair? The council?" Boris hit back: "Your mum's so ugly she made an onion cry." Then Rishi started crying and went to tell on Boris. twitter.com
It seems regrettable that The Queen was expected to "perfectly observe" social distancing at her husband's funeral, but Boris Johnson thought it was optional at the piss-up in Downing St the night before.
@TheNewEuropean2 years ago
4: Had Fiona Bruce defending Boris Johnson's dad because he only broke his wife's nose "once".
@TheNewEuropean2 years ago
Boris Johnson's latest intervention on the Northern Ireland Protocol is outrageous even by his own standards, says @jamesrbuktheneweuropean.co.uk